napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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Ain't nothin but a G-thang.
I enjoy long walks to the fridge and chocolate anything.
JESUS CHRIST MONTY PYTHON
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goddamnit they got baby in my fucking burrito again
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| me: | I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN |
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| real life friends: | ...the fuck you smoking |
| parents: | but sweetheart you're white |
| tumblr friends: | BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO |
| doctor: | are you sexually active? |
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| me: | ha |
| me: | hahahaha |
| me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| me: | hahaha |
| me: | haaa.... |
| me: | whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| me: | no, no i am not. |
are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
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How to become a hero:
1. Slap your mom in the face with a piece of pizza.
2. Bask in the glory of what you’ve done.
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